Camping Help

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Wow.. An official Poo Poo AND a Silly Thing dismissal?? This is serious..

I'll have to ponder this, as well as cry a little before can reply.. I've dealt with a couple "Bah"s and an occasional "WTF" but an official Poo Poo, with a Silly Thing kicker is more than I can just pass off as mere gobbledeegook..

Sir, unless I receive 3.29% of an apology for your comments I will be forced to place a leaf in your helmet which will irritate you for miles until you're forced to to make an unscheduled stop and remove it..

Yes, I'm afraid it has come to this, but only due to your hurtful comments about my sleeping utensils. And I will warn you right now, that if you dismiss my warning and continue to belittle me, I will be forced to exchange the leaf for a small pebble which will cause chafing and irritation. This is as hurtful to me as it will be to you, as I normally refuse to touch another person's property..

An apology of 18.6% or more will please me to no end, and I will be forced to buy you a slice of PIE!!

I leave this matter in your hands. I hope the hostility will cease between us and we will be able to return to only spitting at each other when we meet.