Photo Tag game?

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A small cheese burger or even a chocolate thick shake would do, but if even those simple foods are inedible, the you need to think outside the 9 dots.

Go inside and ask for an empty MacDonalds paper bag, then carefully hold the paper bag so that it looks like the bag has something in it, then go outside and take a selfie photo holding the paper bag, and standing next to your bike.

If they won't give you a clean paper bag, then maybe go dumpster diving . . . .