Lapchik's '25 GT

[Lapchik]

Nordeast is my favorite beer. Just don't get that or the regular Premium in an aluminum can, because it will taste like metal. Glass only!

On sale, off sale, on/off sale was confusing to me when I first moved here. For the uninitiated, it's where you can drink it. On site, off site, or drink there and grab one for the road. I don't think Minnesota issues "whiskey" plates anymore, but when I first moved here the black text on all white plates starting with W were pretty prevalent.

We didn't have any of that in Iowa. Might explain why Iowa gravel roads are paved with crushed Keystones and PBRs. I used to pick up empties on my moped on the way to and from school, and then turn them in for the deposit at Wal-Mart to buy quicksilver oil and get prepaid gas cards.